![]() 05/08/2018 at 11:46 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Just remember that there are people on the internet that think Jurassic Park was based on a true story....
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https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/opening-monologue/2868148
![]() 05/08/2018 at 11:58 |
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Oh, I’ve been looking for this clip for years. Thank you.
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weren’t you scared?
05/08/2018 at 11:59 |
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Eh, I could see asking if Isla Nublar was (based on) a real place, especially if you’ve never seen the ‘Making Of’ specials showing them filming in Hawaii. Beyond that? Yeah, people are idiots.
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A very young Sarah Silverman at 1:45. And Norm a bit later on.
![]() 05/08/2018 at 12:06 |
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That was fantastic
![]() 05/08/2018 at 12:09 |
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Actually true stories are based on Jurassic Park
![]() 05/08/2018 at 12:11 |
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People also thought that Spielberg killed this Triceratops.
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“Goddamn Steven, this is the third blood sacrifice this week”
![]() 05/08/2018 at 12:21 |
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Hey, there’s nothing wrong with expediting natural processes with multiple sacrifices.
![]() 05/08/2018 at 12:22 |
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“Temple of Doom was my first experience BUT I CAN QUIT WHENEVER I WANT SO FUCK YOU I’M SPIELBERG.”
![]() 05/08/2018 at 13:27 |
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Well, I mean, a majority of Americans believe in ghosts, and that’s far less plausible than the idea of recreating extinct species through cloning.
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And they vote. Remember that next (and all future) elections.
![]() 05/08/2018 at 22:47 |
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I try not to think about that. It’s hard.
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I got a 404..... I has a sad panda.
Edit: Google has shown me the answer